Modern Design not for Big Booties. Haute Design & Fashion.

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Shari. Coral Gables, Florida. January 2015.

Fashion Notes: Shari’s lace top is by Beyond Vintage. The Ray Ban aviators and single braid add a certain “upscale” bohemian vibe to her look.

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Brothers are always Right:  Shari and my brother Andrew have incredible taste. Recently, they renovated this gorgeous Miami home.  Andrew is great at seeing potential where no one else does. Send Andrew to any junk yard, and he will spot the Rembrandt among the ruins.  He took our Grandparents furniture and re-created it…like these chairs re-covered in this famous Stephen Sprouse graffiti fabric.  Shari is a great partner for Andrew, because she adores the details and can visualize the big picture. This is why she’s in real estate – she sees the potential. Meanwhile, don’t say anything, but I’m stealing back my Grandmother’s incredible gold mirror….I should get all mirrors, after all I may win for sibling who likes to stare in a mirror most.

Big Booties Need Not Apply: Andrew and Shari also introduced me to what I re-named the “heroine chic super model” chairs. These were re-named by me, because if you want your behind to fit the circumference of the seat, you must be as thin as a 1990’s heroine chic supermodel.  Unfortunately, Philippe Starck didn’t take my advice, and named them “Victoria Ghost” chairs. I imagine “this” Victoria has a teeny tiny booty…’ I still laugh when my ass is hanging off half of the seat..I literally need two chairs!!! And I do not have a big butt.

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Drop-Off: Shari and my nephew getting ready for school drop-off. In Miami, we wear heels. And believe me, in Miami you will never feel overdressed at drop-off, someone will always be wearing higher heels and bigger earrings. Oh and let’s not forget, much bigger cleavage. I love everything about this top, and paired with ripped jeans – it looks less fussy, and more funky.

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Mid-Century: Gorgeous Kitchen. Marble countertops with Bertoia Chairs, www.knoll.com Bertoia industrial chairs are recognized as pieces of art, that came out of the brilliance of mid-century design.

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Order: My brother and Shari are not only crazy neat, but majorly organized.  This is why they custom designed so many of these incredible shelves, to house their objects and stay organized.  You can imagine the panic that ensues when I come by for a visit.  I think marble looks better with rings and stains, apparently they do not – and this is why I am followed around by a walking coaster – it’s really odd.

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Accessories: These Chanel Pearl Necklaces are classic.  Shari has a long neck and wears this choker well.  Layering bracelets. Hermes Cuff mixed in with the narrower vintage gold cuff, and thick gold cuff by Alexis Bittar, Hand Bag: Louis Vuitton. This bag looks like it was designed in the early 1980’s – I want one!! On Shari’s other wrist are Indian inspired beads designed by local Miami designer, Kristin Pearce. These gold stilettos are by Valentino.  Like a little black dress, in Miami, gold stilettos are a staple. I have to say, I miss wearing my gold stilettos  – I just haven’t since moving to the land of Milk & Honey…..

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What the boys are wearing: My nephew has naturally, cool style. And most importantly, he’s a sweet, kind kid.  If you need some good gifts for middle school age kids – this is what’s “in”.  Herschel Camouflage Backpack. Nike designed by pro-skater Stefan Janoski, Beats by Dr. Dre and a black Yankees baseball cap.

My sister-in-law is an Associate at EWM in Miami, specializing in luxury homes.